The Daily Express reports (HERE) that some of its readers (The news that the Express has readers will come as a surprise to many), up to 100 of them by all accounts, are planning to mark the attendance of HRH Duchess of Cornwall at a memorial service for the late Diana, Princess of Wales with a veritable barrage of eggs, they wishing to take up the cudgels on behalf of the late Princess because they blame the Duchess for the break-up of the Wales’ marriage.

Do you suppose that this has anything to do with the fact that the Daily Express, by virtue of the fact that it is capable only of publishing Diana stories, especially if they ‘reveal’ that the poor lassie was in fact shot to death by HMQ who had carefully secreted herself at the entrance to the road tunnel in Paris where the whole sorry business came to an end, has thereby spent years and years whipping up a load of brain dead zealots into a frenzy of anti-Camilla venom so that they are now going to attack our future Queen?

Of course it has everything to do with it.

The Express meanwhile sanctimoniously claims to deplore the plan.

Not while the cash registers go “kerchinggggg!” they don’t.